DIY The Sex Edition: The Womanizer

Little children love their toys. I must say, adult toys have their perks too. On a Saturday afternoon in a quaint coffee shop, surrounded by friends catching up and entrepreneurs busy at work, my homegirl/sister/friend and I traded best sex toy websites and best tips. May not be the "customary" chat for others, but for us, it was just another day. Yeah, we got a couple of glances but I bet you half of them were taking mental notes. Don't front. 

After reading the instructions and giving The Womanizer a thorough cleaning, I got in bed, took a deep breath to relax my body and mind and pressed the button (literally). Annnnnnddddd... nothing. I felt absolutely nothing! 

Her top pick, The Womanizer - a wireless, waterproof, hand held vibrator. She all but put in the order in for me on Amazon. It isn't often that this happens, and after reading the online reviews, I decided to treat myself. Two days later, Amazon shipped me my new gift and by that evening I decided to put it to work. What I didn't know was The Womanizer was going to work me!

I am very much a fan of self pleasure. Many times, I crave the warmth of a hand and bodily contact, and manually tease myself to ecstasy. But there is nothing wrong with letting technology work in your favor. That's what it's here for.

After reading the instructions and giving The Womanizer a thorough cleaning, I got in bed, took a deep breath to relax my body and mind and pressed the button (literally). Annnnnnddddd... nothing. I felt absolutely nothing! 

The Womanizer, in addition to vibration stimulates the clitoris using a sucking sensation. Immediately I tensed up. My mind was already thinking about the money I just wasted and the fake comments that must have been posted on Amazon. My frugality prevailed, though, reminding me how much I had spent on this device. "We are going to put you to work tah-day." So I amped it up a bit, speeding up the vibrations and sucking one increment at a time, checking in with my body to assess the reaction. 

And then we were easily on the path to pure joy. The vibrations, though turned higher were not loud, a welcome change from my old vibrator. (Try using that thing with your parents in the next room). In all of about 45 seconds to 1:15, I felt my body climaxing ON ANOTHER LEVEL. It was incredible. I was completely engaged with my own body, adjusting the vibrator to remain on my clitoris until I couldn't hold back any more. 

Within minutes, literally minutes, my eyes and mouth were wide open and my body was writhing. The vibrations branched out from my clitoris into my spine and lower back. Even under the covers, my body felt a little cold from the hyper sensitivity that wouldn't wane for a while. 

Once my spirit had relaxed back into my body, I got up and cleaned the toy before putting it back its box. And then in the morning, with a few minutes to spare before work, I did it again. 

The FUQS

  • Self pleasure can be extremely cathartic and relaxing.

  • Masturbation by hand or toy can be a great, low pressure, way to begin to learn your body.

  • There are health benefits to climaxing to reach full sensational enjoyment, such as help in mood, more energy, abatement of headache.

  • One, two have a few. Whether is your hand, one toy that always gets you through or you are more into having a treasure chest, let yourself enjoy yourself. You're worth it.